Residents.com XML feed, October 2016
Between September 2014 and December 2016, The Residents' official website, Residents.com, posted news updates via an XML feed embedded on the website.
Although the vast majority of posts to this feed are not known to have been archived, a handful of posts from the last four months of the XML feed have been preserved in a "testing environment" version of News Machine, the news blog which would replace the XML feed (and the preceding BOG) in January 2017.
This page collects posts made to the XML news feed in October 2016, transcribed to this wiki by a Mysterious Spanish Lady from The Residents' official website.
News updates
April 2017: Safe As Milk Festival

Wednesday, October 26, 2016, 7:13pm
Book a flight to Wales for April, The Residents are playing a festival!
Announced today, The Residents will be part of Safe As Milk, a three-day festival (21-23 April) at the Pontins Prestatyn Sands Holiday Park. Along with great music, the festival will feature films, exhibitions, lathe pressing, and all the site's regular attractions (go-karts, swimming, etc).
Other acts announced for the festival include: Shirley Collins, Omar Souleyman, OOIOO, This Is Not This Heat, Grouper, Hieroglyphic Being, Brainbombs, Dopplereffekt, Islam Chipsy & Eek, Horse Lords, and Nurse With Wound.
More information: http://safeasmilkfestival.com/sam17
