Official News BOG, March 2005
The Residents' Official News BOG was a news blog maintained by Big Brother of The Cryptic Corporation beginning in August 2003 (originally titled The Residents' Official News Blog and Website Wrapper), following the company's purchase of the residents.com domain name from fan site RZWeb (now defunct).
Around March 2004, this blog became known as the Official News BOG. In this form, the blog became The Cryptics' (and thus, The Residents') main outlet for communication with their fans until the website's redesign in 2008.
This page collects posts made to this news blog in March 2005, as archived on archive.org, transcribed to this wiki by a Mysterious Spanish Lady.
Blog entries
Wormwood DVD coming from Euro Ralph
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- Last week, Euro Ralph sneaked a bit of a new Wormwood DVD project in Sweden, and it did not go unnoticed by the fans. ER has now come clean admitting that they do have a master, but no package yet. They would not estimate when the release will be ready for consumption.
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- David's Dick
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- It was a Finger
Posted: Thu - March 17, 2005 at 04:38 PM
KRVS for March 21 and 26
- WHOOPY SNORP: The Residents Hour
- March 21 & 26
- www.krvs.org
- On the Roster This Week: PRELUDE TO THE TEDS, excerpts from THE KING AND EYE, another sneak peak from ANIMAL LOVER and more Listener Covers of Residents Tunes [keep sending those homemade recordings to: KRVS c/o Whoopy Snorp / PO Box 42171 / Lafayette, Louisiana 70504 / USA]
Posted: Sat - March 19, 2005 at 02:00 PM
Smoke gets in your eyes
- Play that funky music, blue eye.
Posted: Mon - March 21, 2005 at 01:23 PM
The banner photo - trouble in paradise
- I've gotten some e-mail about this photo... mainly about who and why is there a human face in the middle of the group.
- The face you see there belongs to Cryptic Corporation's Ryan Long who has just run on stage to assist with a technical problem the band is experiencing during a performance in Melbourne, Australia. The problem was quickly fixed, but not before the audience was treated to a surprise - and unrehearsed - rendition of "Smelly Tongues."
Posted: Wed - March 23, 2005 at 07:58 AM
Easter Bunny to bring Animal Lover

- Yes, leave it up to the animals to solve the animal lovin' problems. Here comes Peter Cottontail with a basket of CD's now.
- Animal Lover - UK and EU - March 28
- Animal Lover - USA and Canada - April 5
- other parts of the world as soon as our bunny can get there.
- "The world is filled with tubular entities.
- Food goes in one end and shit comes out the other.
- Sperm goes in and babies come out. It's all we've got.
- That and love."
Posted: Wed - March 23, 2005 at 08:23 AM
Animal Lover

- Animal Lover - UK and EU - March 28
- Animal Lover - USA and Canada - April 5
- other parts of the world as soon as our bunny can get there.
- "The world is filled with tubular entities.
- Food goes in one end and shit comes out the other.
- Sperm goes in and babies come out. It's all we've got.
- That and love."
Posted: Wed - March 23, 2005 at 08:23 AM
He is risen
- I stood at my window staring at an arching streetlight.
- A sudden wind made me pull my shoulders to my ears.
- I pissed into the dark. It smelled like canned tuna.
- My swollen lip throbbed. I could still taste the blood.
- My eyes rolled back looking for memories.
- I stopped.
- I was changing details in my mind, remembering only what I wanted it to be, not what it was. I had only a short time to do what had to be done, after that it would all be forever absorbed by my Imaginary Jack.
Posted: Sun - March 27, 2005 at 11:15 AM[1]
See also
Resources
- March 27th post (PDF file, 73 KB)
External links and references
- The Residents' Official News BOG, archived March 24th 2005 by archive.org
- The Residents' Official News BOG, archived April 14th 2005 by archive.org
- ↑ March 27th post, from a privately held website archive supplied to The Mysterious Spanish Ladies by a fan



