News Machine, July 2026
The Residents' News Machine is an official news blog dedicated to the activities of The Residents, which has been active at the group's official website since January 13th 2017.
This page collects posts made to this blog in July 2026, archived from the original page by a Mysterious Spanish Lady.
Blog entries
Eskimo Live in Hawaii
Tuesday, July 14 2026, 1:00pm
Where would you find igloos near coconut palm trees?
At the Blue Note Hawaii, when The Residents bring their spectacular Eskimo Live show to the Aloha State! This will mark their first time performing in the area, so won't you join them in this island paradise?
There will be two shows, on September 1st and 2nd. Ticket info can be found at bluenotehawaii.com
Eskimo North American Tour Unfrozen!
Thursday, July 16 2026, 10:00am
The rumors are true! The January tour that was put on ice is back and bigger and better than ever!
The Residents are happy to announce the rescheduled North American tour of Eskimo Live! The shows will bring the entire 1979 classic Eskimo to the stage for the first time. In addition, they have added five new pieces based on authentic Eskimo folk tales from the late 1800s. This is sure to be a classic show! Support on all shows will be Rushadicus, the Infamous Cello Goblín: a post-medieval metal jester of other-dimensional glee who prefers precarious perches to dazzle and delight.
Also be on the lookout for a pre-show Meet & Greet opportunity with Homer Flynn, President of the Cryptic Corporation. Dates and ticket links available at residents.com/tourdates
Tickets generally go on sale Friday, July 17th at 10am. We'll see you there!
